I Could Have Been An Actress With This Much Dramatic Flair

Welcome to my before 8am Saturday morning. …I hate when he makes a valid point. More posts to come.

I Just Watched My Sock Get Flushed Down The Toilet

I can’t even be mad because it was hilarious- I may not find it funny later if I get a call from my kid saying the toilet is clogged. But the sock is long, thin, and stretchy. I have faith it’ll slither through the pipes just fine. More posts to come!

Tire Tuesday

It’s 12:37pm. Tuesday. And I’m typing this from home. Why am I home?! That’s a great question! My tire has a gash in the sidewall and was deemed “unfixable” last night after I had driven around Wichita trying to frantically get it patched after work. I guess it’s frowned upon to drive on them when […]

Let’s try to end this on a medium note

I’m standing in the kitchen shoveling seconds into my empty bowl when I hear my son tell my father: “I found a $900 calf”. WHY IS MY CHILD LOOKING FOR A CALF?! WTF ARE THE TWO OF THEM GOING TO DO WITH IT?! I quickly realized he had said cab. Like the cab of a […]

I’m Not A Very Good Juggler

The more I read about anxiety, the more I realize I’ve been juggling this way longer than I thought. I assumed it was something that started around 2016 for whatever reason. NOPE! Looks like I’ve had one symptom or another for as long as I can remember. …it just didn’t keep me from doing things […]