Morning Musings

It was a rough start this past Thursday morning. I woke up at 2:30am and didn’t get back to bed until 4am. Almost forgot to brush my teeth before leaving the house and decided I’d just spot wash the bratwurst grease off of my pants from the night before- I wasn’t in the mood to …

Tire Tuesday

It’s 12:37pm. Tuesday. And I’m typing this from home. Why am I home?! That’s a great question! My tire has a gash in the sidewall and was deemed “unfixable” last night after I had driven around Wichita trying to frantically get it patched after work. I guess it’s frowned upon to drive on them when …

Let’s try to end this on a medium note

I’m standing in the kitchen shoveling seconds into my empty bowl when I hear my son tell my father: “I found a $900 calf”. WHY IS MY CHILD LOOKING FOR A CALF?! WTF ARE THE TWO OF THEM GOING TO DO WITH IT?! I quickly realized he had said cab. Like the cab of a …