Ghosts Are Dicks and Joan Cusack is Down To Earth

Neither of these two things are related to the other- I’m just trying to get us caught back up and on track because I know you’re curious what I’ve been up to this week. I appreciate you. You’ve missed a couple of important events during my absence: my sister cousin road trip to Galena, Kansas […]

Panic in the ladies room

I don’t feel very funny today. Despite all of the pep talks I gave myself, the drops of CBD, I still had a mild panic attack at work during the all staff meeting. I found myself hiding in the bathroom in an attempt to pull it together. Thankfully, by the time I came out, it […]

Tire Tuesday

It’s 12:37pm. Tuesday. And I’m typing this from home. Why am I home?! That’s a great question! My tire has a gash in the sidewall and was deemed “unfixable” last night after I had driven around Wichita trying to frantically get it patched after work. I guess it’s frowned upon to drive on them when […]

Let’s try to end this on a medium note

I’m standing in the kitchen shoveling seconds into my empty bowl when I hear my son tell my father: “I found a $900 calf”. WHY IS MY CHILD LOOKING FOR A CALF?! WTF ARE THE TWO OF THEM GOING TO DO WITH IT?! I quickly realized he had said cab. Like the cab of a […]