It’s Always Fun To Smite The Ones We Love

…I just found the most beautiful thing. THE BLOGGESS IS SELLING PILLOWCASES WITH HER TAXIDERMY RACCOON ON IT! You can click here to see for yourself. I enjoy trash pandas. I think they’re absolutely fucking adorable. You know who hates them with a passion? My gentleman caller. It has something to do with an “alleged” […]

Saffron Is More Expensive Than Cocaine

Or at least it was back in 2018. Last week, my traveling nurse friend, Drew (the one I spent a weekend in KC with a while back), texted me a picture of the beef stroganoff he had made for dinner. Which launched into a conversation about cooking in general. And how Drew has never fed […]

Struggling To Embrace The Unknown

Fudge grahams are probably the best thing in the entire world. I love them a little too much. Wrapped up my first week working from home- not exactly what I thought it would be. In fact, this has probably been the worst week I’ve ever had at my current job. It certainly ended on a […]

Click Here For Softcore/Amateur Plant Porn

…it’s been a week. AND WE’RE ONLY ON TUESDAY! I would like to take a break from my faltering mental health (last night was spent crying not only in my car on a social distancing approved drive but also in the bathtub), stressful work week, and pandemic to share one of my favorite things with […]

It’s A Weird Time To Be Alive

Not just because my son bled all over a sink and I flushed a sock down the toilet this week (update: TOTALLY DIDN’T CLOG!) Things are getting serious. All the K-12 schools in Kansas have closed for the year. My department started working from home yesterday- I think I managed to be more productive from […]

I Just Watched My Sock Get Flushed Down The Toilet

I can’t even be mad because it was hilarious- I may not find it funny later if I get a call from my kid saying the toilet is clogged. But the sock is long, thin, and stretchy. I have faith it’ll slither through the pipes just fine. More posts to come!

Great Clips Massacre

Just when I was beginning to wonder what I was going to post (material has been lacking), the universe dropped this little gem into my lap. The plan for this afternoon was simple: Pick my son up. Take him to get a hair cut at Great Clips. Procure fast food. Grab a few things from […]

DID SOMEONE BOOKSGIVING ME?!

What is Booksgiving? It’s a Jenny Lawson holiday. She’s kind of a HUGE deal to me, seeings how she’s my favorite author/blogger AND I WOULD PROBABLY MAKE IT INCREDIBLY AWKWARD IF I EVER MET HER! I’d want to be best friends but because I’d make it weird thanks to fan girling so hard, she’d possibly […]

This Post Is Probably Going To Make Me Late To Drop Off My Kid

I’m in a weird place right now. I mean, there are some great things happening behind the scenes. Very excited about them! But my trip last weekend left me with some big questions. It was a fun trip. However, anytime my friend, Drew, is involved, there are always lots of laughs, along with great decisions. […]

Antler Fingers Are For The Workplace

I argue that they are for everyday use and wouldn’t be creepy at all. My gentleman caller disagrees, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONE WHO OFFERED TO MAKE ME REPLACEMENT FINGERS! But I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s back up so I can give you an edited version of how this conversation happened. And […]