Antler Fingers Are For The Workplace

I argue that they are for everyday use and wouldn’t be creepy at all. My gentleman caller disagrees, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONE WHO OFFERED TO MAKE ME REPLACEMENT FINGERS! But I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s back up so I can give you an edited version of how this conversation happened. And …

Ghosts Are Dicks and Joan Cusack is Down To Earth

Neither of these two things are related to the other- I’m just trying to get us caught back up and on track because I know you’re curious what I’ve been up to this week. I appreciate you. You’ve missed a couple of important events during my absence: my sister cousin road trip to Galena, Kansas …

Panic in the ladies room

I don’t feel very funny today. Despite all of the pep talks I gave myself, the drops of CBD, I still had a mild panic attack at work during the all staff meeting. I found myself hiding in the bathroom in an attempt to pull it together. Thankfully, by the time I came out, it …

Morning Musings

It was a rough start this past Thursday morning. I woke up at 2:30am and didn’t get back to bed until 4am. Almost forgot to brush my teeth before leaving the house and decided I’d just spot wash the bratwurst grease off of my pants from the night before- I wasn’t in the mood to …