Antler Fingers Are For The Workplace

I argue that they are for everyday use and wouldn’t be creepy at all. My gentleman caller disagrees, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONE WHO OFFERED TO MAKE ME REPLACEMENT FINGERS! But I’m getting ahead of myself, so let’s back up so I can give you an edited version of how this conversation happened. And …

Why Hasn’t Anyone Sent Me Penis Glitter?!

Wednesday did not go as planned. Due to snow, I canceled my oil change and dental appointment. I also made sure to get outside and play in the snow while wearing my obnoxious snow boots that I’ve barely used the past few years. Five year old Amber was super happy. Snow is beautiful. Magical. And …

Morning Musings

It was a rough start this past Thursday morning. I woke up at 2:30am and didn’t get back to bed until 4am. Almost forgot to brush my teeth before leaving the house and decided I’d just spot wash the bratwurst grease off of my pants from the night before- I wasn’t in the mood to …

Tire Tuesday

It’s 12:37pm. Tuesday. And I’m typing this from home. Why am I home?! That’s a great question! My tire has a gash in the sidewall and was deemed “unfixable” last night after I had driven around Wichita trying to frantically get it patched after work. I guess it’s frowned upon to drive on them when …