Inappropriately Wholesome
I’m surprised my provider keeps letting me come back to see her. Burned out from work and life, I gave myself a four day weekend this week. But I filled it with a dash of adulting. Mostly fun things, though. Anyway, Thursday was my appointment for ye annual lady exam. PREVENTIVE HEALTH IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! …
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Lauren said my vibe is beautiful after I showed her a canary yellow wingback bed frame that I think I need in my life because it looks like a warm hug. I don’t think anyone has said it that way before. It was a great compliment, especially since, well, I am a human with mental …
Facebook shared a memory/picture from two years ago when I opened the app this morning. I was standing in front of a bathroom mirror, smiling, at a rest stop in Illinois- Boston bound with who else?! Boston Drew. I was looking at the picture and my first thought was: “Wow. Yeah, I was way smaller …
Today, there is exciting local news: I get to clean a few rooms at the farm…AND MOVE SOME THINGS OUT TO MY KITCHEN! It may not seem like a big deal to some of you, but please keep in mind I have lived with my father for almost EIGHT YEARS. …a very, very long time. …
What you’ve missed: Merkins and where to buy them.I learned vaginas can be allergic to more than just latex.Upon my death, my best gay will make a diamond from my cremated remains, pop it in a tiara, and wear me to drag shows. Tell me that isn’t a great conversation piece.Aranea and Nellie have finished …
I have the most beautiful babies. THAT IS ALL. Erlene the First, Phiddipus Audax Joy, most likely Pelegrina Galathea Aranea, Phiddipus Regius Nellie, Phiddipus Regius More posts to come.
You guys REALLY loved my post about mowing my grandmother’s yard. Luckily for you, and unfortunately for me, THE SAGA CONTINUES. Slight spoiler: It ended in a meltdown (my mother can confirm) and Soul Sister J ordering Dt. Dr. Pepper and chocolate for me. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. All I’m trying to do is be helpful. But the …
OUR FAMILY IS EXPANDING! Yeah, I’ve kind of said that before. A LOT. But that was, “HEY I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN; HOWEVER, NOTHING IS LANDING IN MY LAP”. But something HAS landed in my lap! I have been searching for a while for a sister for Erlene. I’m sure she will love to have …
Last Thursday, I felt oddly compelled to go run errands that I could have taken care of Saturday. Deciding it would be a good idea to get out of the house and handle my business, anddddddd obtain some Dt. Dr. Pepper while I was adulting, I made my way out the door. The plan was …
Recently, I traveled to The Land of Mixed Feelings. I say that as though I don’t have a punch card for this particular destination. As a human who loves animals and nature, I strive to do my best to do right by both. I started to type out all of the things that bother me …
