We’re About To See Just How Green My Green Thumb Is

Before I get started on the actual topic of today’s post (a big box of jungle love from Houston), I made an important decision: I’m going to talk to my health care provider about anti-depressant meds. …but that’s only going to happen when COVID fucks off or when I absolutely have to go in for […]

Realistic Dating Expectations For Those With Mental lllness

Disclaimer: I am not a professional of any kind- this is only food for thought because I feel I need to shout my opinions into the internet like everyone else. All I am offering is a different perspective and to maybe help you kill a few moments of your time. Relationship advice is everywhere. I […]

Struggling To Embrace The Unknown

Fudge grahams are probably the best thing in the entire world. I love them a little too much. Wrapped up my first week working from home- not exactly what I thought it would be. In fact, this has probably been the worst week I’ve ever had at my current job. It certainly ended on a […]

This Post Is Probably Going To Make Me Late To Drop Off My Kid

I’m in a weird place right now. I mean, there are some great things happening behind the scenes. Very excited about them! But my trip last weekend left me with some big questions. It was a fun trip. However, anytime my friend, Drew, is involved, there are always lots of laughs, along with great decisions. […]

Why Hasn’t Anyone Sent Me Penis Glitter?!

Wednesday did not go as planned. Due to snow, I canceled my oil change and dental appointment. I also made sure to get outside and play in the snow while wearing my obnoxious snow boots that I’ve barely used the past few years. Five year old Amber was super happy. Snow is beautiful. Magical. And […]

Panic in the ladies room

I don’t feel very funny today. Despite all of the pep talks I gave myself, the drops of CBD, I still had a mild panic attack at work during the all staff meeting. I found myself hiding in the bathroom in an attempt to pull it together. Thankfully, by the time I came out, it […]

Let’s try to end this on a medium note

I’m standing in the kitchen shoveling seconds into my empty bowl when I hear my son tell my father: “I found a $900 calf”. WHY IS MY CHILD LOOKING FOR A CALF?! WTF ARE THE TWO OF THEM GOING TO DO WITH IT?! I quickly realized he had said cab. Like the cab of a […]