A Small Beginning

Today, there is exciting local news: I get to clean a few rooms at the farm...AND MOVE SOME THINGS OUT TO MY KITCHEN! It may not seem like a big deal to some of you, but please keep in mind I have lived with my father for almost EIGHT YEARS. ...a very, very long time. …

Mental Health and Merkins

What you've missed: Merkins and where to buy them.I learned vaginas can be allergic to more than just latex.Upon my death, my best gay will make a diamond from my cremated remains, pop it in a tiara, and wear me to drag shows. Tell me that isn't a great conversation piece.Aranea and Nellie have finished …

MY BABIES ARE PERFECT & YOU WON’T CHANGE MY MIND

I have the most beautiful babies. THAT IS ALL. Erlene the First, Phiddipus Audax Joy, most likely Pelegrina Galathea Aranea, Phiddipus Regius Nellie, Phiddipus Regius More posts to come.

The Never-ending Lawn Mowing Saga

You guys REALLY loved my post about mowing my grandmother's yard. Luckily for you, and unfortunately for me, THE SAGA CONTINUES. Slight spoiler: It ended in a meltdown (my mother can confirm) and Soul Sister J ordering Dt. Dr. Pepper and chocolate for me. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. All I'm trying to do is be helpful. But the …

Soon There Will Be Three

OUR FAMILY IS EXPANDING! Yeah, I've kind of said that before. A LOT. But that was, "HEY I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN; HOWEVER, NOTHING IS LANDING IN MY LAP". But something HAS landed in my lap! I have been searching for a while for a sister for Erlene. I'm sure she will love to have …

Considering A Career In Transport

Last Thursday, I felt oddly compelled to go run errands that I could have taken care of Saturday. Deciding it would be a good idea to get out of the house and handle my business, anddddddd obtain some Dt. Dr. Pepper while I was adulting, I made my way out the door. The plan was …

The Rabbit Hole is Vast and Dark

Recently, I traveled to The Land of Mixed Feelings. I say that as though I don't have a punch card for this particular destination. As a human who loves animals and nature, I strive to do my best to do right by both. I started to type out all of the things that bother me …

The Great Lawn Mowing Saga of Spring 2021

Grandma has been worried about who will mow her yard since the beginning of the year. By worried, I mean full of anxiety. The teenager can do most of it; however, he is super allergic to poison oak, sumac, and ivy. Grandma happens to have a very healthy supply of poison oak on one of …

Happy International Trans Visibility Day! We Love and Support You!

You read correctly- this is a safe space. We love our trans friends here. The more the merrier! I hate to disappoint, but I accidentally deleted pictures of the most wonderful peen stitch markers that I promised last post. Sigh. Know they were very much appreciated. And I hope to see pictures of them in …

Becky Probably Had A Lot To Say To The Manager

I had to stop and think where we left off. I was crab galloping next to the nurses' station. "So what has happened since?" I ask for you. Work was an F5 last week. I had an awful Thursday that led to me breaking down and sobbing when I stopped to help a dog (she …