My Boobs Are Probably the Real Culprit

Who loves hot tea in the morning, has a ton of houseplants, is working from home, and managed to screw her back up simply by placing shampoo on the bathtub ledge?!

Yeah. Sigh. That happened but don’t feel sorry for me. I popped some ibuprofen and have been icing ye old back. And as I sit here, watching Married At First Sight because there is nothing else I can do (besides eating more cookies I do not need), I find the humor in my situation.

I never suspected a bottle of shampoo would take me down- the day after I just started working out again.

I can’t say I’m surprised. However, given my track record, I am concerned about how I’m going to die at this point.

It better not be on a toilet.

…it’ll probably be on a toilet.

More posts to come.

Published by amberalice

I’m not sure how to summarize myself properly (I struggle with simply being human). But let’s give it a try! Spiritual witchy hippie who dreams of three day weekends and human rights for all. Lunch lady to the neighborhood birbs (white breasted nut hatches are the best!). Adore my jumping spiders. Oh, there are also 50 or so plants we share our home with. And some rogue lady bugs. It’s always interesting to see where they show up. Like on toilet paper. This is where I add a heavy dash of queer, neurodivergency, and vegetarianism. Am big on hugs- I give them most generously.

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