Spiders Make Terrible Interior Decorators

I kind of feel bad for demolishing all of their hard work, but they should ask before assuming it’s okay for them to start putting cobwebs anywhere they want all willy nilly.

MAYBE YOU’D HAVE MORE OF A SAY IF YOU HELPED PAY THE BILLS, SPIDERS!

Or if you could write words in your web like Charlotte that said positive things about me. I definitely wouldn’t tear those down. They wouldn’t help me win a purple ribbon at the fair like Wilbur, but I’d appreciate the esteem boost.

More posts to come.