It’s Always Fun To Smite The Ones We Love

…I just found the most beautiful thing.

THE BLOGGESS IS SELLING PILLOWCASES WITH HER TAXIDERMY RACCOON ON IT!

You can click here to see for yourself.

I enjoy trash pandas. I think they’re absolutely fucking adorable. You know who hates them with a passion?

My gentleman caller.

It has something to do with an “alleged” obese raccoon eating some “theortical” corn. And “supposedly” there was a fight between the two of them.

I think you see where this is going.

I HAVE TO BUY ONE NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK OF DISGUST ON HIS FACE WHEN HE LAYS DOWN NEXT TO A RACCOON!!!

...I cannot wait. I am going to laugh so hard that I may pee myself and not even care.

I just hope ol’ GC doesn’t just sneak over here and read this and ruin my well thought out surprise. But I think I’m safe for now– he doesn’t read this to my knowledge unless he sees it on FB or I send him the link.

However, if he does, I’ll have to remind his this is why it isn’t safe for me to be left unsupervised.

Because it’s usually not.

More posts to come.