Breast Biscuits, Face Eating Ticks, and Planning a Sleepover

I'm surprised my provider keeps letting me come back to see her. Burned out from work and life, I gave myself a four day weekend this week. But I filled it with a dash of adulting. Mostly fun things, though. Anyway, Thursday was my appointment for ye annual lady exam. PREVENTIVE HEALTH IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT! …

Warm Hugs and Late Night Rambles

Lauren said my vibe is beautiful after I showed her a canary yellow wingback bed frame that I think I need in my life because it looks like a warm hug. I don't think anyone has said it that way before. It was a great compliment, especially since, well, I am a human with mental …

But Are You Happy?

Facebook shared a memory/picture from two years ago when I opened the app this morning. I was standing in front of a bathroom mirror, smiling, at a rest stop in Illinois- Boston bound with who else?! Boston Drew. I was looking at the picture and my first thought was: "Wow. Yeah, I was way smaller …

A Small Beginning

Today, there is exciting local news: I get to clean a few rooms at the farm...AND MOVE SOME THINGS OUT TO MY KITCHEN! It may not seem like a big deal to some of you, but please keep in mind I have lived with my father for almost EIGHT YEARS. ...a very, very long time. …

Mental Health and Merkins

What you've missed: Merkins and where to buy them.I learned vaginas can be allergic to more than just latex.Upon my death, my best gay will make a diamond from my cremated remains, pop it in a tiara, and wear me to drag shows. Tell me that isn't a great conversation piece.Aranea and Nellie have finished …

MY BABIES ARE PERFECT & YOU WON’T CHANGE MY MIND

I have the most beautiful babies. THAT IS ALL. Erlene the First, Phiddipus Audax Joy, most likely Pelegrina Galathea Aranea, Phiddipus Regius Nellie, Phiddipus Regius More posts to come.

The Never-ending Lawn Mowing Saga

You guys REALLY loved my post about mowing my grandmother's yard. Luckily for you, and unfortunately for me, THE SAGA CONTINUES. Slight spoiler: It ended in a meltdown (my mother can confirm) and Soul Sister J ordering Dt. Dr. Pepper and chocolate for me. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. All I'm trying to do is be helpful. But the …

Soon There Will Be Three

OUR FAMILY IS EXPANDING! Yeah, I've kind of said that before. A LOT. But that was, "HEY I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN; HOWEVER, NOTHING IS LANDING IN MY LAP". But something HAS landed in my lap! I have been searching for a while for a sister for Erlene. I'm sure she will love to have …

Considering A Career In Transport

Last Thursday, I felt oddly compelled to go run errands that I could have taken care of Saturday. Deciding it would be a good idea to get out of the house and handle my business, anddddddd obtain some Dt. Dr. Pepper while I was adulting, I made my way out the door. The plan was …

The Rabbit Hole is Vast and Dark

Recently, I traveled to The Land of Mixed Feelings. I say that as though I don't have a punch card for this particular destination. As a human who loves animals and nature, I strive to do my best to do right by both. I started to type out all of the things that bother me …